So, I’m thinking this might be the most pathetic excuse for an expert article of all time.
If he all of the sudden ditches his old khakis and sweats for something more stylish, it might be because he is trying to look his best for a new woman.
So now that I’m finally responding to all those not-so-subtle hints about my wardrobe, I must have a girlfriend. Huh. Solid advice there Doctor Laura (but not THAT Doctor Laura).
Additionally, if he spends more time on the computer, or tries to hide the screen he was looking at when you walk in the room, this is a good indicator that he might be philandering via the worldwide web.
Um… yeah. Or maybe, he’s just embarrassed that your about to catch him checking his auctions one last time.
Is this why women can seem so crazy to men sometimes? Because you read garbage like this and take it to heart?
July 30, 2008 at 8:19 am
Yeah, that’s great.
I do all three of those things.
1. Renewed interest in appearance? Yeah. I just turned 34. I’m getting old and want to do something about the fattening/thinning thing. No other woman in the life.
2. MIA/Constantly working late? Duh. I’m in IT. Shit doesn’t always break between 8am and 5pm. Not to mention all the after-hours maintenance. No other woman in life.
3. Mysterious texts/phone calls? Constant. Have to carry a damn Blackberry for work, and when things are going according to Hoyle I get about 15 automated messages throughout the night as processes complete. If something breaks, I get more. Have to check them constantly. No other woman in life.
What a douche.
July 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Oh Nooooo. I thought there was more to that new shirt than, “I liked it.” I’ll be doing some email hacking later tonight.
August 6, 2008 at 8:41 am
I totally get the changing the wardrobe and working out thing. Dude, I’m not getting any younger OR prettier. There’s only so much you can do in sweats and a t-shirt.
August 9, 2008 at 9:37 pm
This advice sounds totally right to me. If it weren’t for women, I would only wear hair and dirt. If it weren’t for internet porn, I would still have dial-up.